{"product_id":"primus-a-tribute-to-kings-protest-unisex-shirt","title":"Primus A Tribute to Kings Parody Satire Unisex Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe all want to be Queen Susan from Syracuse flipping off Donald Trump for Halloween, so I created a (Not) Primus - A Tribute to Kings parody, satire tshirt. I made a bunch of edits so that is obviously a parody and NOT a  ripped off official shirt.   The most notable edits are that I put a thin word NOT on the P and removed most of the symbols and replaced some with 8647 as well as change the bottom words to FUCK DONALD TRUMP in a similar Art Deco Fonts as the original.  I also edited the head and face of the King. I made the print slightly smaller than normal so it would be easily visible when wearing an awesome yellow jacket of your choosing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you happen to be looking for the jacket, it is a Saint John's Bay Activewear from JCPenney.  Even if you can't find one you can paint your own for Halloween!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #056fa4;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eEVERY design found here is an original, exclusive design by trueBLUETexan.com \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e If you see them anywhere else, please report them to their platform for copyright infringement.  Stolen designs will not have the details and quality that mine do or printed with the same quality. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🛑 𝔹𝔼𝔽𝕆ℝ𝔼 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕆ℝ𝔻𝔼ℝ: 🛑 These shirts are printed just for you on demand by my premium printer.  I pay more to provide you a superior product.  Please verify your size using the provided chart in images as there are no returns or exchanges unless there are print errors or product quality issues.  In that case, please reach out and I will rectify the issue. Average time to delivery is about 6 days, but I have seen it take anywhere from 4 to 11 days.  If this is time sensitive PLEASE be sure to order early.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSHIPPING TIMES CAN NOT BE EXPEDITED for this item.  The second you order, it goes in to the custom print que and will ship as soon as the order is completed.  It may be delivered by USPS or Amazon (this is NOT from Amazon - they have started using them for shipping to some areas.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eABOUT THIS BELLA + CANVAS 3001 UNISEX SHIRT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis Texas summer friendly, lightweight Bella + Canvas premium tshirt has a more tailored, modern fit especially in the arms. \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eSize up if you want a more oversized fit or are in between sizes.\u003c\/span\u003e It's super soft from day one and the slight stretch will make it your favorite tee!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eButter soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with an ultra-smooth surface so prints come out amazing and look like screen printing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreshrunk Slim Fit w\/ Stretch - keeps it's shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric retains it's color without fading.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack Heather CVC: 90% Airlume cotton, 10% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOther Heather Colors: 52% Airlume cotton, 48% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight \u0026amp; Breathable 4.2 oz. weight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSIZE GUIDE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePro tip: Measure your favorite shirt and pick your size according to that, not your own measurements. 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